Lol This is the new version to saying “It’s complicated….” Funny! Funny! Funny!
In the event of an emergency,…you do A, B or C. Depending on the emergency depends on what you should do. For example, if there’s a fire you call 911 or in the event of an earthquake you are supposed to stop, drop and roll right? Basically, in the event of any emergency you should have a plan. They say if you fail to plan, then you plan to fail. Ok.
Well, this weekend my girl ( fabulous that she is!) created a traveling survival kit and gave to me what she called essentials for any destination. Interesting. I decided to take this to a whole
new dating level….
100 GRAND: Money, money, mon-ney! Just in case you meet a cheap one!
TWIX: For ‘tricks’ up your sleeve, like having your own $ IF they are cheap!
SNICKERS: To always have a sense of humor, like you’re funny…& cheap!
SUCKER: They’re just a sucker for your love! LOL really? Don’t be fooled!
GOLD: Dreams do come true! Go for the gold!
Did you notice the first three essentials are chocolate?! Lord knows I love me some chocolate! Good lookin’ out! Thanks, girl!
So, the next time I
travel step out I will survive! Hey-hey! (Sing it Gloria!)
Lord knows I love me some heels, too! Thanks MD! Good looking out as well.
Tell me what’s your must have for a date and why?
Two people agree. Two people disagree. Some would say they would begin to
fuss and fight
“Who do you think you’re talking to?…” “Don’t talk to me that way! ” Or, when you get your
panties feelings in a bunch personally involved “I don’t like your tone! ” quickly comes out. Well!
What about texting? Or even writing? Some would say using all caps means you are yelling. Really? So, how do you handle it then? “Don’t text me in that tone of voice! ” “Don’t write to me in that tone of voice!” That’s my reply. Oooooh! Caps just chap my hide!
What chaps your hide that someone should never say, especially online?