“Hello Ms. Stevie Wonder. I just want to say hello. Your profile definitely caught my attention. It’s almost as attractive as your photograph (smile). Thank you for allowing me to intrude briefly. Take care and be safe. ” Signed, Derek.
The introduction to his profile read ‘Looking for honest friends only….LIARS BEGONE.’
And while you’re at it
One for me
And two for you
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