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“Hello Ms. Stevie Wonder. I just want to say hello. Your profile definitely caught my attention. It’s almost as attractive as your photograph (smile).  Thank you for allowing me to intrude briefly. Take care and be safe. ” Signed, Derek. 
The introduction to his profile read ‘Looking for honest friends only….LIARS BEGONE.’ 


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And while you’re at it 

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I’ve got two 

Couldn’t Be Parve


One for me


And two for you 










Biggest Fan 

Do you like surprises?! Me? I love surprises! Well, surprising me by scaring the crap out of me, no. Surprising me by taking me on a date to a haunted house so I hold onto you tight, negative. Surprising me by pinching me on St. Patrick’s Day because I’m not wearing green, double negative. Be prepared to be surprised yourself with a strong high-five on your face! So, do I like surprises? ONLY the good ones 😉 

I come home and to my surprise😄 is a big box waiting for me. Chérie, do you take this box, to have and to hold, from this day forward until death do you part? I DO.  Mr. Box, do you take this woman, Chérie, to have and to hold, from this day forward, until death do you part? Mr. Box was smiling at me😊 Open! Open! Open! So, I do!  😄 

It says from the 

I open and open and continue to open to see

#surprise indeed! Do you see my shock face 😳😳😳😳😳  It’s got my name on it! 😆Oooooohmyyyyyygooooooodness, it has my first book cover on it, TOOOOH! ( bottom right in case you missed it 😉)

This is from my #biggestfan  (apparently!)  What?! I mean, huh?! #YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe?! WOW. 

To #tshirtquiltcafe, you are MY biggest fan!




Question: What’s the best surprise you have ever received? And why?